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Well done

2011-05-31T18:13:00.001-07:00

I think I should tell myself "Well done, Raymond! Finally you finish your Degree!"
It's like taking age for me to complete this degree course.
In this 4years, I had learn a lot skills and knowledge, know new friends, a lot of things happened - sad or happy, getting myself new items, playing around, studying, rushing assignment and etc.
It's such a memorable moment with joy and tears with friends.
Time had passed real fast, think back I am not longer the Raymond Siaw who people known.
I had changed, perhaps.
After today, I had complete the course of Computer Security in APIIT.

Farewell, my friends. Gonna miss you all!
And sorry for leaving in a rush because I don't want pay the room rent for my unit this month! So, Mr. CK chased me out!

The people [Part 2]

2011-05-28T10:45:00.001-07:00

Mr. K.K.
This is the Manchester United new fans boy! He is well known for popping and his ultimate level of dance move. The first time I met him, I feel he is like Naruto or Sasuke who had a sad childhood. He looked so depressed and emo all the time in the class. Ever since he start to grab some boobies, hit the girl's candy ass real hard. He started to socialize well with people. He also had brought me to club, such as Opera, Rootz, Sanctuary, Mist and I think no more. He always just will find me when he need one more leg for the drinks. So that, he can pay lesser. What an asshole, he think I don't know what's his thinking. Motherfuka! The things got me more frustrated and annoyed when he has become one of the well known football club - Manchester United fans boy! He always will post some shit out when his team is winnig, but no TONIGHT BITCH! Tonight, he is so silent when Barcelona thrash his team like playing with kids. To tell the truth, I support Arsenal and Barcelona for their pretty football playing style. And I am not like those hardcore fans who will argue for the glory of their teams. I have to thanks Mr. K.K. for bringing me to the club and knew some of his friends. Not only that, he always brought me along when there is a futsal activities going on. Although he didn't play well, but I feel surprise no people is scolding on him. That's why he never improve. Sigh, he never knew it. I think after he read this blog, he will know that.
Rating: 8.0/10 - The 2.0 is because you all the times want to use me to reduce the paid. Not only that, the last week futsal 'FFK' will always in my mind. I always remember that you 'FFK' me cause I always remember the bad things that people did to me, but not the good things.

Mr. Nicholas
THIS IS THE MAN! The most craziest dude I ever knew in KL, he is the first guy came talked to me and Mr. Slowhands when we all were smoking under the tree. To surprise, he knew where is Sibu and he said that is one of most dangerous places in Malaysia. He had led me so much joy in the class and activities after college. He is the most happiest man when Snooker session that he is confident he can beat shita out of everyone! He always will say "aiya, I also don't know how to play la. I let you 20points la!" This is the trap that almost everyone had fallen into. I had so much fun with him whenever he was around and that's what people agreed with. It's had been 1year I had no yet met and hanging out with him. It's kinda sad and don't know when is the next time we met. He had taught me lot of things, such as Football Gambling, Snooker, How to be more sohai, Racist and so on. Although last year World Cup I lost in the gambling, but it's a nice experience to tell me that never bet too big if you didn't have the money. You might end up destroyed your family or you will see your name in newspaper stated that your relationship is end with your parent. He is real jackass that can spice up your life if you had met him in your college. I have to thanks him for bringing up my college life into another division just like Starcraft 2 promote to Diamond from Platinum.
Rating: 8.0/10 - The 2.0 is because he might destroy you in just a few seconds if you don't have brain to think. He is good in socializing and you might will follow his footsteps become the next God of Gamble!

Mr. J
He is the most emo person that I had ever seen in my life. That's what everyone is talking about it, no doubt! We had called him Mr. Axe when he that time stupidly tell us just go destroy the server with the axe and cost damage. And it will be the most epic hacking that will ever done in history. The most memorable thing he had ever done is smash the mouse and scold, "Can you stop killing me" when he and his Perfect World's friends vs Mr.Slowhands, Mr. Kraken and me! Somemore that mouse is I give him one. Damn it, he never appreciate it. Not only that, he smash his head to the harden mattress that always put below the soft mattress when he wanna show his head butt skill to Mr. Hahn. In the end, he cried for pain and Mr. Hahn laugh so hard that he almost dropped his lungs out. Although he is emo, but sometime his action really make us laugh real hard. No doubt, I won't able success proceed to the stage right now without him. His advise and guidance is much better than lecturer where he led me to victory in assignment and exam! Thanks, Mr. Emo! That's the only good parts of you after brainstorming for almost 1day. I really can't see any good side from you. Anyway, all the best to you in your career. One day, we might be work under same company. Maybe lah!
Rating: 6.0/10 - When you playing Dota, to say real you suck even though you train hard. Your emotional and attitude while Dota-ing is bad, this remind back the old days of Lamond too. Never ever scold teammates for their mistakes. Just a game. You all the time over abusing Warrior of Kadazan. Luckily I didn't join you guy for L4D2 session, I heard is pretty fucked up!

The people

2011-05-27T19:48:00.000-07:00

The college career has came to end. So far, I will be shita miss this few guy out who spice and entertaining which make my college life quite interesting and fun. Without them, I think I am not able to proceed so far and I don't know to thanks which God for having them to build up such a memories. All begin at Year 2007, May when I start foundation at APIIT and now Year 2011, May is the end of the college. It's has been 4years in KL.

Mr. Slowhands
A well talented guitarist among my friends. His contributions is the biggest and I am thanksful that we both had studied same college once again after form6 - STPM. STPM had separated most of the crews into pieces to places in Malaysia and USA. Kinda surprise to see him joining me become a comrades as a computing student where he doesn't had any knowledge on computer. Thanks for his QSL 20, we able to go separate places, such as Melaka, Seremban in West Malaysia where is new and mystery highway. With one wrong turn into highway, it might lead you to JB or Penang. Think back of the foundation life, it's was awesome to see our spirit of playing game is absolutely fucking high. A fix team included Mr. Hahn, Mr. Alien, Mr. H Double I Kion. 5 of us every weekend went to FTZ Cyber Cafe from 6pm till the next day 6am reach home. No doubt this is clearly a lifeless and suicide life style we had been went through. Ever since we get bored of the game, we had reduced the chances going to FTZ and stayed at home surfing net. It's kinda a memory where our Dota career begins in KL. The Dota career had came to end when Mr. H Double I Kion is so stupid for no successfully proceed in his studies. He had to go back work with his parent. Work with parent always the best choice for him where he such a stupid faggot with no brain that just like to fuck around. All the best to you, Mr. Slowhands. See you around soon.
Rating: 9.5/10, the 0.5 is because he is way too lazy. Lazy to drive, lazy to eat, lazy to go out, lazy to play, lazy to talk, whatever is lazy.

Mr. Kraken
The most fat people who I had ever met after Lim Yew. He also the first guy became my friends when I moved in college's apartment where he is my housemate and another 3 stupid ass hole. From my expert analysis on the 3 stupid ass hole, they are slightly racist against this fat boy who came alone from Sabah as Kadazan to fight for his village!!!! He is gonna bring some fame and proud back for his dad and become a warrior! Too bad, he failed to do so. He got no friends in college, The Solo Warrior! Thanks his Jesus God, he met me! He had decided to move out with me so that he can fight for his village! Every year, we will held a birthday celebration party for him make him feel that he is not alone. But, he also had to pay for it, that's the price. Not only that, we also held a celebration for him when he success or fail in an exam. Well, still the same, he also had to pay for it. The most ridiculous party celebration we ever held for him is Safely Arrive in KL from KK Celebration! The 'we' always are me, Mr. Slowhands, Mr. J and Mr. Hahn. Sorry for sucking your money, to make your life entertain, I had decided to do so, but we are poor. Hope you forgive us. He had changed 3 courses until Mr. John had called in the Master of All - Business, Computing, Engineer. I here hoping you can graduate and bring the honor, glory and victory to your village. Do your best. Stop watching Detective Conan when you had to study for your exam. All the best, Warrior of Kadazan!
Rating: 9.0/10, the 1.0 is because he is too fat and too dirty! Downloading porn making line lag also one of the most frustrating things. I am not saying porn is not good, but he just downloaded whatever porn which this is the main part all people are quite frustrated. He just wanna see girls that naked and get fucked by guy.

Mr. John
Well, to say the real this is the real asshole person that I had ever knew in APIIT. Sometime he had corrupted brain that give him a retarded mind set. He had joined our forces when we are in Level 1 because he got a lot of friends in foundations but end up all become enemies. Maybe is his retarded thinking causes him into trouble. All the time, he had provoked our Warrior of Kadazan like a piece of shit with his corrupted and racist mind set whenever we having lunch, dinner, supper and etc. But we can know all is jokes because he dare to speak, no balls to action. The most epic scene is when he played Marvel VS Capcom with Warrior of Kadazan. Warrior of Kadazan had defeated by him easily and he laughed so hard on him for owning him. Until now, I never seen a rematch between them because Warrior of Kadazan had undergo heavy training and youtube-ing for combo moves. He had hence smartly retreated and let it be a history! Smart move, retarded boy. By then, I don't know what God he had workship, he is retarded yet he is smart in his studies. That's why God always fair. Thanks for don't know what God for giving him the abilities to study. A well success man where I can see from his eyes. Please take care of me when you became a boss, sir!
Rating : 9.0/10 - The 1.0 is due to your retarded thinking and fucking when see girls, there is no friends. He had 'FFK' us for 2 times of K session, but in the end the girl asked him for it, he eventually went for it and telling us he having fun! Fuck his shit!

To be continue.....

-The End-

2011-05-25T19:32:00.000-07:00

Next week, it'll be my last battle of the life in exam hall.
Fighting with time and writing down the answer as fast as lightning.
That's the way to achieve victory in exam hall.
Nervous, Lack of confident, Over Confident, Panic, Surprise often might get you killed in exam hall.
When the time is over in the battlefield, you will see lot of emotional soldiers.
Disappointed, Proud, Confident, Sad, Down, Happy, Relax.
After this battle, I will be given a level of class for my degree that I had fought for 3years.

Buy?

2011-05-14T07:49:00.000-07:00

My Current Nike 5 T-7

Well, I have get myself a new futsal shoe, that is Nike5 T-7 last 2months ago where I bought it with a quite reasonable price. It had turned me into God mode in Futsal.

Front View of Elastico Finale White + Grey

Bottom View of Elastico Finale White + Grey

But now, Elastico Finale White had catch my eye. Damn it! The description:
Our Nike Elastico Finale - White/White/Matte Silver/Volt Indoor, is a great shoe for all hard ground surfaces, if you want quality with flash this is a great choice. Revolutionary outsole technology enhances underfoot ball control in all directions. Full transition lightweight outsole increase 360 degree ball control while enhancing touch and quick distribution.

UPPER: Natural Kanga-lite for fit, touch and feel.

OUTSOLE: Low profile full-length rubber. Midfoot and medial spines for added traction.

WEIGHT: 9 OZ

This is the Futsal shoe that are required to become Master in the Court! Buy or no buy?

The Blog of Hacker

2011-04-24T23:29:00.001-07:00

Well, this fellow purely nerd. One of my friends that I knew in college. He had given up his entire time and learn the art of hacking by himself. Here is the latest blog he had created to help people against the HACKERS!
http://streamofbits.blogspot.com/

My Facebook Account

2011-04-01T09:44:00.000-07:00

I tried to log in to my facebook account and it showed the message above! T_T
God damn it! Then I ask Randall to log in his account and my wall is empty! I try use other Internet browser and computer, the message above is shown!
Tomorrow we shall see it's truth or prank whether my facebook account is R.I.P!

Insomnia

2011-03-04T13:24:00.000-08:00

Good morning. This few days I had seriously in "Insomnia" mode lately ever since I had back to KL. I always tried myself to sleep early around 12 A.M. but in the end wake up at 2 A.M.. Then, I'll managed myself sleep back at 5 A.M. again. I also wandering what's wrong with my brain where sometime kept me alive back from a dead sleep mode. Back to Year 2010, I can sleep at 10 P.M. and woke up at 7 A.M.. This had made my housemate jealous about that I can managed myself and maintain my sleeping time at 10 P.M.. However, my sleeping time is in a mess. Maybe I always slept at 5A.M. when I back to hometown for Chinese New Year.

After having my own holiday and skipped classes in college, my attendance was so poor till my college had issued a warning letter to me and I think it might went to my parent too. Luckily, my mom always will call me and ask why my attendance was so poor and she trusted me that she hide the letter from college from my dad. Love my mom so much for her understanding and trust on her son.

The main purpose I write the blog yesterday is for my friend asking them help me to get a Master League in 3v3 league match for Starcraft 2 !!! Mr. Lastgamer, Mr. Slowhands, Mr. Ejay and Mr. Custer, I hope you guy can help me achieved that. Sorry I had to drop down Mr. Alien for this because he had declared MIA from Starcraft 2 and we didn't play that much since he went to Australia for his studies. Look at that insane guy above, he had achieved all Master League for 1v1, 2v2, 3v3 and 4v4. WTF yo! I wanna asked him how many days he had spent for that and he got a life? haha!

Not only that, I had google about a 42 simple tips to help you to get to sleep! Damn it, Google is really made to be human best friend when we are in trouble and seeking for advise! The 42 tips are designed to help us deal with the tension, stress and anxiety that lead to insomnia that can lead us a good night's sleep! Gonna try later!

1. See a Doctor - No money ah!
2. Take a Warm Bath - No heater ah!
3. Get a Massage - This one also no money and some more so mahuan!!
4. Listen to Music or Other Audio - I just listen to du chi du chi songs!
5. Drink Warm Milk - I lazy to warm up the milk!
6. Drink Herb Tea -
7. Eat a Bedtime Snack - Very fat ah! I hate junk foods!
8. Avoid Caffeine, Alcohol and Tobacco - Nineh! I must smoke before sleep!
9. Sleep in a Well-Ventilated Room - I don't have room, I sleep in living room!
10. Sleep on a Good Firm Bed - My bed is cheap and very lauya!
11. Sleep on Your Back - Sounds like no bad! Will try it out!
12. Get Some Physical Exercise During the Day - Oh ya! I long time didn't do exercise already! Gonna do some workout to + Strength!
13. Keep Regular Bedtime Hours - I already tried my best liao!
14. If You Can't Sleep, Get Up - I am doing it right now. If no, why am I doing here?
15. Don't Sleep In - I everyday holidays eh! I must sleep to pass the time!
16. Get Up Earlier in the Morning - Get up so early do what ah?
17. Keep Your Bed a Place for Sleep - If no how I sleep oh?
18. Avoid Naps - I already long time didn't take naps!
19. Avoid Illuminated Bedroom Clocks - My room don't have clocks!
20. Counting Sheep - Count sheep will make me frustrated and can't sleep!I rather count girls! 21. Not Thinking - I think a lot before I sleep!
22. Smoke Yourself to Sleep - just now ask me don't smoke, now ask me smoke! WTFS!
23. Yawning - I yawn till my mouth koyak also like that nia.
24. Sex - mhmmm like this need go hotel. Mahuan + waste money!
25. Backwards Counting/Mental Computer - WTF is this?
26. South, Not North - Totally catch no balls!
27. Earplugs - Sounds no bad!
28. Secure Place - the place I live of course is secure la!
29. Bedtime Routine - I always play Starcraft 2 before sleep!
30. Hot Water Bottle - Need boil water, very lazy!
31. Green Cows - and Other Animals of Color - I never know i think of other animals of color can make me sleep!
32. Short Walk Before Bed - how short is the short?
33. Sleep With Your Head Facing North - How I know which direction is north!
34. Don't Watch TV or Read Before Going to Bed - I don't have TV and I hate readings! 35. Toe Wiggling - look like it can help me!
36. Stomach Rub - the more i rub, the more I feel wanna na sai(shit)!
37. Progressive Relaxation - wOah! this one also no bad!
38. Deep Breathing - I always breath deeply!
39. Visualize Something Peaceful - I can't!!! I can't imagine peaceful thing in my mind!!!
40. Visualize Something Boring - I can't!!!!!!!!! My life is too excited and interesting
41. Imagine It's Time to Get up - what ngon sak tips is this?
42. Quiet Ears - CB! sure is Randall la! Always play ps3 so loud there!

Well, if you guy having insomnia problems, you guy can visit isomnia for further information!!!
Argh, some how I felt abit sleepy already. For me, the best way I think is to WRITE SOME SHIT ON MY BLOG WILL GIVE ME A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP!

-Signing Out-

Last Semester

2011-03-01T15:44:00.000-08:00

It's had been 4years in KL and I am almost done with my degree study. Lately, the activity I had done so far is commenting people's status in Facebook. I just only had 2 days for 4hour classes this semester which made me so enjoy at the moment. Had to remind myself, I still had submit 2 assignment and a Final Year Project end of April. Think of it, I am still no idea how to work on it. At the moment, nothing can encourage and made me go work harder on those shit.

Let me introduce you guy with my the only 2 subject I had got in this semester - MSSP (Malicious Software and Security Programming) and LEAFC (Legal Evidentiary Aspects of Forensic Computing). Is it sound very pro le? It basically teaching about the security in computer and conduct forensic on the criminal. So people how safe is your computer?

BACK TO SCHOOL!

2011-02-19T10:55:00.000-08:00

It's has been awhile since I write on my blog. One month holiday for Semester break which means I had proceed my self to the last semester of my degree. My class mates had been working hard on their final year project to make their application running well where as I still at the mid point. I had lost when building up my program which is an Anti-Sniffing Tool that prevent people to sniff your data in the network. The holiday mood was still around me after suffer a long period of days resting and playing in my hometown for like 2months?!? Setting up party and hanging out with the troll members.

Back to the last post which I made that getting myself a new gear and I had managed to get it after received "ang pao" from my parents and relatives.

Razer BlackWidow + Razer Carcharias

The Razer Blackwidow and the Razer Carcharias headset that can keep my daily stalking mode: ON and surfing in a great environment when the headset had provided me the most comfortable, best-sounding PC gaming headset we've tested in a while from the review of CNET review yo! I had to buy this headset to watch movie and listen songs to keep my house massive sounds from the PS3 and CK's Battle Ground.

Lastly, the village boy of the year 2011 - MrWee had made himself a new world in Melbourne. It's kinda sad that he left Malaysia to there for his 2 years study of Degree in Construction Manager, i think? I had printed screen this stupid picture and cut it myself after Facebook nowadays implement new feature when viewing the photo and make I can't save the photo down :(

MrWee - President of Troll Member

He had followed the another fellow Troll Member to Melbourne - Malcolm a.k. Alien, the Troll Vice-President which is talent in trolling to annoy people. Sorry that we didn't make ourselves to send him to the airport since he is no that much important LOL! In the end, wish you 2 all the luck and the best in studies.

December

2010-12-11T12:16:00.000-08:00

It finally had come to the end of year 2010. It's the end of my semester and going to take a month breaks. It was just a flick of eye that another year had been passed by. Like what last year do, let's have a review of what I had done on the year of 2010.

Jan 2010 - A brand new year of 2010 with nothing happens around.
Feb 2010 - Chinese New Year with Mr.Ejay back from Singapore. He had lost his passport and postponed his flight to Singapore for 2-3weeks?!?
March 2010 - Mr.Ejay visit me in KL? I just remind of it when i refer back to my calendar. Finally, I remember back that he had cancel the trip due to his many days absence in his company and he had to work.
April 2010 - Nothing happen. I can't remind of what I had done in this month.
May 2010 - 2 animals and one human being had visited KL. Bring them to walk around in KL and it's really fun.
June 2010 - End of Degree Year 2. Holiday Mode: ON! Try to find some part time job, but in the end just be a fliers boy for 4days.
July 2010 - A lot of shit had happened this month. World Cup 2010. Visit Mr.Ejay at JB. My birthday. Starcraft 2! Bought my Razer Lycosa Mirror Mode, Goliath and Abyssus.
August 2010 - First Semester of Degree Year 3. Study Mode: ON!
September 2010 - Submit my FYP topic - Anti-Sniffing Tool.
October 2010 - Move to new living environment. Since my Internet was transferred, my friend had logged in my facebook account and do some shit on it. My mother even had called me ask about the shit after it had been spreading around. Good job, my friends! You guy really a story-maker, yo!
November 2010 - Submit my FYP Mid Point. A treat from friends at Tenji and Tasty Pot, yo. Going to try Jogoya
December 2010 - End of my First semester of Degree Year 3. Holiday Mode: ON!

My wish list before end of the year :-
Razer BlackWidow Ultimate. Time to feel the difference!

Before I end my topic of the days, I wish you all Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year yo!

November, The Month of Assignment

2010-10-22T14:15:00.000-07:00

Hey, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to Lamond, The Show. Now the show is still running after having a lazy and busy time doing my assignment last few weeks. Back to the business of the day, it is coming end of the October. The month of death is coming upon where I had to submit 2 fucking assignment and one final year project mid-point yo! The good news is I had take down one assignment and left 2 more things to do which make me more relaxing and not need so hardcore to type shit everyday like the picture below : -

The most important thing I had to update my blog because I had made a promise to one of my friend who helped me bought something from Singapore few weeks ago. After the guy sitting behind me change his PC to i5 and GTX 460, I had felt the poison deep in my heart is calling me to change my old graphic card to a better one. Not to mention, Mr. Ejay who I called the Mr. Poison King that keep poison poison x 10 and made me decided to use my extra pocket money to change my graphic card.So, I looking for a 2nd hand one due to some financial problem lately.

This is the piece of shit!!!

This is the piece of new card which I bought

Once I installed the card into my PC, the graphic effect is really x10 different compare to the old one. I had played DiRT 2 and enjoyed so much with the effect and the free-lag yo! ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IS THE STARCRAFT 2! SA NI NEH! I had tried ultra when VS AI and I thought this is really a Beast Card. Ya, it's a beast card. Too bad, my other hardware in my PC is too old to support it.

Hence, the Mr. Poison King had approached me again with other hardware. So that, I can enjoy the Ultra Mode in Starcraft 2. I will be considering this shit after I had been defeated by his poison once again.

-The End-

Ten Sepuluh 十

2010-10-11T02:19:00.000-07:00

-10.10.2010-
Another serious bus tragedy

..Rest in Peace to the deaths..

Message of the day

2010-09-23T03:34:00.000-07:00

To someone:

Your body fragrance won't escape my thoughts, I miss you!

From,
My best buddy.

End of September

2010-09-21T03:41:00.000-07:00

Time passed so fast and it finally had come to the end of September. The life in KL is getting excited and interested next month where there is a lot thing happened. First of all, we will move out to a new unit where is the same apartment but different block. And the unit is slightly smaller compare to the old unit. Due to rental increased, I had planned to move out as remain of my house mate also agreed with it. It will be busy moving out thing to the new unit and asking help from friends.

A PS3 will be appeared once again in our unit since CK's brother had sold their PS3. Lately, Mr.Kraken had made up his mind to buy PS3 rather than Xbox 360. He had been thinking so much lately and come out with a plan of "saving money" which is a failure plan for me. After we propose a brand new plan for him, he decided to go for it. Let's us see and witness this moment of Mr.Kraken owned a PS3. Will he dumped the PS3 like how he dumped his guitar? Hopefully no...

Not only that, Blizzard had released the Starcraft 2 SEA battle.net server access to the North American Battle.net server which mean we are able to play with LIKEABOSS! In this patch not only we can able to access to the North America Battle.net server, but some of the unit in the Starcraft 2 are nerfed due to OP! More details can be read at situation report.

Male Social Rankings

2010-09-20T03:57:00.000-07:00

Which rankings are you guy in?

mhmmm.. maybe it is no clear enough to read you guy can go this site > lowyat forum

New member

2010-09-13T14:09:00.000-07:00

After few weeks of playing Starcraft II, I had felt abit bored. All thanks to the achievement in Starcraft II, I had felt a little entertainment by unlock it one by one. Playing all day long unlock the achievement and sometime fail to do so. Hence, I realized the power of Google.com and youtube.com. It's fucking awesome with the help of the website. I got the idea how to take on insane AI in free-for-all match and one against 2 insane AI. Beside that, the campaign also took me ages and played for quite a number of time to success unlock the achievement. All thanks to Google.com and Youtube.com yo!

To the main point, Starcraft II community had added one new member as you guy can see from the signature. It's gojirA! "Gojira is a heavy metal band formed in 1996 in Bayonne, France. The band was known as Godzilla until 2001. (Wikipedia)" Well, I had to say he is a talent member in playing Zerg where my Zerg is a failure according to one of the pros - Arte. One day, I played Protoss and Arte said "Raymond, your protoss is better than your zerg" By the way, I am also get bored playing Zerg race where Mr.gojirA had agreed with my statement here. Every match, keep make zerglings with speed go harrass opponent's workers. If successful, their economy way behind to your team and you can go for expand and tech for better unit such as - Mutalisks or Ultralisks! Every match, I had to asked the queen to spawn more larva and make zerglings zerglings.... all the way till the match end. Mr.gojirA had agreed with the steps of zerglings + mutalisks is the best for a zerg player. So far the youtube and replay I had watched, the zerg pro player will go for roach + hydra and others. It is a good combine but ... it way too hard for me to control it. I had to admit it my hand abit slow.

Since gojirA joined the community, our Starcraft II is getting more and more people. Sometime it is abit hard to play together when all of us online. The best moment in Starcraft II is when Me, Ejay, Arte and gojirA make a 9win streak by using "cheese" (in Starcraft II means “surprise attack").

The phrase of the days by Ejay:
Reload your semen, gentlemen!

Razer

2010-08-10T14:30:00.000-07:00

Look at my new Razer set that my big brother and Randall bought for me as my birthday present :D

Just get my Razer set from the dealer from lowyat forum.

Razer Lycossa Mirror mode ftw!

My Abyssus mouse and Goliathus mousepad~

I had used it for weeks and I had found out I had to clean them everyday to keep the shine all the time. Damn, I had a bit regret to take the mirror mode which is shine but after used, they are full of my finger prints :(

Jokes

2010-08-09T09:13:00.000-07:00

1.
一位小學老師正在向學生解釋「乳」字的含義：乳即是小的意思，
比如乳鴿、乳豬等。講解完後，老師要求小明用乳字造句。
小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起５０坪的乳房
老師冒著冷汗說：「再造一個！」
小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！
老師冷汗如雨下說：「再造一個！」
小明：老師我真的想不出來了，我的乳頭都快想破了

2.
蔣幹給曹操打電話。
蔣幹：「操你嗎？我幹。」
曹操：「我操，你誰啊？」
蔣幹：「我幹啊！」
曹操：「我操，你到底是誰啊？」
蔣幹：「我幹啊，你操吧？」
曹操：「他媽的，你到底是誰啊，我操！」
蔣幹：「我幹，我幹啊！」
曹操：「我操！」
此時蔣幹的媽媽接過電話：「我幹他媽啊，你操吧？操你媽呢？」

3.
小明在街上聽到些粗口回家問媽媽,媽為了不讓他學壞,於是這樣道..
小明:媽,咩叫"屌你老母"啊?
媽:咪姐係我囉!
小明:咁"仆街"呢?
媽:咪你呀爸囉..
小明:咁"撚"呢?
媽:木棍囉..
不久爸爸回家後..
小明:仆街你番黎啦!
爸(怒):衰仔邊個教你嫁!?
小明:屌你老母囉!
小明爸打了小明一巴掌..
小明(哭):屌你老母拎條撚黎,我要同仆街隻秋!!

4.
一個阿拉伯學生寄給父親的電子郵件:"親愛的父親,柏林非常棒,人也很親切,可是我對開著金造的賓士轎車來學校有點慚愧,因為我的老師們都是坐火車來的! 你的兒子阿瑟"不久後,阿瑟收到他父親的回信:"親愛的兒子,2000萬美金已經轉入你的帳戶了,也去買一輛火車,不要讓自己丟臉!愛你的父親"

5.
小明正在上小學，國文老師要大家寫篇作文。

題目是：三十年後的我

小明就寫了以下的文字：
"有一天，我帶著我的小孩到樓下的公園玩，走著走著看到一個衣衫破爛無家可
歸的老太婆..."

天呀﹗竟然是我小學時的國文老師﹗

6.
小鄭腳傷多天 , 還是忍不住跑去上班 ,
為了趕著消化積壓的業務 , 苦苦哀求在
影印機前大排長龍的同事
「給我插一下 , 我很趕 , 拜託......」
一旁的大姐一看是缺席多日的小鄭 ,
也開口幫腔

「讓他插讓他插 , 他下面不舒服......」

7.
有一天，周杰倫走在沙漠中，走著走著，踢到了一個東西，撿起來一看，原來是一個破舊的油燈，心想，會不會擦個兩三下，就會冒出神燈精靈，學了阿拉丁擦拭了破舊的油燈，果然，冒出了精靈，精靈就對周董說：「我能幫你實現你想要的願望」，周董看到精靈冒出來，驚訝的說出他的口頭禪：「唷~ 屌爆了」(加上手勢)，語閉，他的"屌"就爆了.

All of this, I get it from Mr.Ejay

The Arrival Of My Starcraft II

2010-07-28T20:08:00.000-07:00

On 29th July, I had finally received my Starcraft II which I had made a pre-order earlier from a seller at lowyat forum. Although I am abit disappointed when the stock didn't came with freebies such as T-Shirt and Dog-Tag. To enable myself to play Battle-Net with my friends, I had tell myself to buy a CD-Key for RM200+! DAMN! The Blizzard company is doing smart choice by just letting the people who bought his product to access to the battle-net to play with other people. Not only that, in the Starcraft II box that I had bought, inside came along with Free Trial of World of Warcraft and Starcraft II. They are also promoting their other famous game and asked you to promote to your friends. YES, I DID! Like what I had been poisoned by Ejay. Then, I had to take revenge on poison Mr.Wee, Mr.Slow and others.

Look at Ejay CPU! He day day show off-ing to me and telling me how great his i7 and HD 5850. Yes, say real this picture really make me admire when compare to my computer now. It's old and very sad case. Look at the static below:

Source: http://www.techspot.com/top-stories.html

In order to achieve great atmosphere and gaming experience in playing Starcraft II. One need to require a i7-920 and HD 5870!!

Starcraft 2

2010-07-27T23:10:00.000-07:00

For Starcraft 2, my blog had changed into the world of Starcraft! I will post lot of Starcraft 2 replay and game details in the future. Look at the below of the Header, any of you have an account, please tell me and I will put it right below my Header yo! Welcome to the Starcraft 2 Community! I had pre-ordered Starcraft 2 but it delayed to 29th July due to the supplier problem. Okay, let me introduce you guy Hero of every race. This is no include in the multiplayer mode just for campaign.

Terran - Jim Raynor

Zerg - Sarah Kerrigan

Protoss - Zeratul

Please enjoy watching the video below:
Hope you all enjoy with it!

This is show how a marine is built in a barrack!

This is show how Sarah Kerrigan got raped by Zerg and become the Queen of Zerg, YO!

This is the Official Starcraft 2 Trailer!!!

Journey to the South!

2010-07-05T03:32:00.003-07:00

Movie Title: Journey to the South!
Actor: Me, Mr.Han, Ejay
Location: Kuala Lumpur and Johor Bahru

Due to bored and nothing to do in Kuala Lumpur, I had planned a one day trip to the South, that is Johor Bahru. Mr.Han had joined me in for the trip which we move our ass at 7.30 AM using bus. It was freaking early in the morning. When we stepped out, the weather is windy and small rain. On the way to the terminal bus, we found out there were workers setting up car show.

WoW! Nice car, right?

This MyVi really is abit cool.

Sorry for waiting. I am back to continue my story. Having a 4hour sitting in the bus, we had finally touch down Johor Bahru. I called Ejay and he still working in Singapore, so he asked his elder sister to fetch us to her house first. To her elder sister house, luckily got this cute dog accompany till Ejay reach Johor Bahru.

According to Ejay plan, he had brought us to the Korean BBQ house for a lunch. We are not able to finish them off because it was too many. The BBQ meat + vegetable + white onion and some sauce. OMG! That's what Ejay told me to do so.

After we had a long hour battling with the Korean food, Ejay decided brought us go some massage which Johor Bahru is full of Massage Center, Car Wash, Saloon and Facial Treatment. I first time went to the massage center and my back been terribly abused by the massage girl. Maybe I don't know how to enjoy it yet. After the massage, my shoulder was in pain and went painful when I am laying down. Luckily, Ejay didn't bring us go for the Thai massage which is like doing a submission move to the customer, such as War of Jericho.

After that, we went back to have a bath and rest for the battle of night yo!Before battle, we must go refill our energy by eating some DUCK! The Pi Pa Duck (琵琶鸭) , Kampung Fish, Homemade Taufu, Kue Chap, Tofu Skin and Keow Tia Kia!!! I had eaten half of the plate of the Duck YO! The best duck I had ever fuck! lol.

On the middle of battle, the Lok-Lok truck outside the Battle Ground had attracted us. This also can be found in KL, but I don't know why the Lok-Lok in Johor Bahru is cheaper and taste better than KL. I think i rarely eat Lok-Lok in KL just when the DK H Double-i Kion came. He insisted want to eat Lok-Lok, then we as his buddy must accompany him eat.

The final moment in Johor Bahru, we had our farewell lunch at Stone Grill in the City Square. Okay, I had to say cao cb this shop! I am damn fucking hungry yet the thing arrive so slow and I had to cut it into piece and put on the stone fried it myself. I cut like 5-10mins I just can manage myself cutting one piece of fucking beef. Mr.Han laughed at us ordered such expensive meat, where he have 3 kind of meat in the Mixed Steak set. In the end, he had understood what is the difference from the view of quality of the meat.

That's all, folks! My Johor Bahru trip in the end bring a lot of fun and joyful to me, especially I can hang out with Ejay. ^^

July

2010-06-28T23:06:00.000-07:00

It's end of the June, which means the July is coming.
HE HE!

It's the excitement part of World Cup 2010. Below is the picture which I found out during surfing.
Credit go to http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-cup-2010/the-world-cup-awards-june-28th-2010.html

This is the end of England team from World Cup 2010 after heavily defeated by Germans. I had watched the match, the referee had gone a favourite to the German after disallow a goal from Lampard which had been criticize by England Fans and many people who bet for England win.

An disappointment for England but it's a joyful for the Germany who will face Argentina at Quarter-Finals. It's a step to the World Cup Finals for the champion. If the goal is allowed, I think England might win the match. This is my opinion laaa...
Why Germany can win? Here a video about the coach secret tactic:

It's Holiday!

2010-05-30T23:29:00.001-07:00

Ok, I had my 2months holiday and I can't find myself a reason to go back Sibu. And, I got nothing to do here. I am too lazy to find myself a part time job. Every afternoon wake up by Mr.Kadazan for lunch and went back home surfing, playing game, chatting, skype-ing with Mr.Ejay and his GF and PPS-ing till midnight. This is much better life that I think compare in Sibu if I did went back for 2months holiday. Sibu is small, but it's always full of entertainment when there are friends around. Unfortunately, I just few friends in Sibu, who is the one we call him Dog Face in Foochow and the rich bitch who always act like Korean!. The line in Sibu is terrible, and my house computer also one of the nightmare.

To end with the topic of the day, here is a youtube video brought you by SNSD and 2PM.

If you like the song, you can download it from:
http://www.filestube.com/37e00c2b50ec981303e9,g/2pm-SNSD-Cabi-Song.html

The Special Move ( Video)

2010-05-29T08:12:00.000-07:00

Ok, as you all know I had made a post of my best friend special move, DK H Double-I Kion. I had got the video of the special move MA CAO by him which taken by my friends - Mr.Hahn (i think) or Tony Or MrWee?!?! at Sungai Wang Green Box.

A few spinning on the hands, then end with a "CAO!" It's a brand new culture YO! You can learn it, but remember to pay some money to my friend - DK H Double-I Kion. Although he is retards, but I had given him a fully respect! SALLUTE, Sir Hii! Not matter where he goes, he will bring the noise. Once the noise is ease is the time he sleep dead. One of the important CREW which can bring cheerful and happiness no matter in real life or DOTA. His stupidity is beyond your imagine which is an important character in our life. Thanks for your effort, Sir Hii!

World Cup 2010

2010-05-27T12:26:00.000-07:00

It's the World Cup 2010, people! To all the fans of football, it might be the excitement and enjoyment to watch the live football which held in South Africa at 11 June till 11 July. And to all the football gambler, it might be the great chance to you to buy new stuff for yourself. Yes, the football betting is illegal in Malaysia, but there is still people gambling for it through website, sms or a phone call. I still remember a phrase from my friends, said that when you gamble a match, the match will gonna be interested.

There are 8 stadiums for this time World Cup 2010 in South Africa for matches between countries. For more information, you can go to http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/news/index.htm l

There are 8 groups from different countries.
Group A - Russia, Mexico, Uruguay, France
Group B - Argentina, Nigeria, South Korea, Greece
Group C - England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D - Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana
Group E - Netherlands, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
Group F - Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia
Group G - Brazil, Portugal, North Korea, Cote d'Ivoire
Group H - Spain, Switzerland, Honduras, Chile

The first and second place from the group will be qualified for the next round - Round 16
Then Quarter Finals>Semi Finals>Final and Third Place
So, this time who gonna take the World Cup Champion?

I am also looking forward to the World Cup watching at Mamak stall with friends. Here a song from Big Bang and Kim Yuna to cheer on the South Korean team at the upcoming Fifa 2010 World Cup in South Africa. . Hope you guy enjoy it.

DOTA

2010-05-24T12:16:00.000-07:00

It's the DOTA fever in Arena Green Block A-09-07 again. All thanks to DOTA, our days is passing by with excitement and happiness. First of all, I am going to introduce you my DOTA partner.

1 - luvszee
Without this player, we are hardly to complete a single game in GArena YO! He is our greatest host who can predict the future in the DOTA. The most important player of all time in my heart. He can predict the RUNE, enemies around the map. With his awesome leading in a team and predicting, we manage to win every single games in GArena.
RATE 4.5/5

2 - jkkt87
Ok. He is the most noisy DOTA player that I ever met. He said he farm like Yamateh, which is one of the best DOTA player in Malaysia League. Sometime, he feed like a beginner player. He said that this is because he's too pro. Every people aim him. What an idiot. That's why people scold him ngon sak(stupid) or cb ngon bui (stupid fatass). He is now alone in Sabah, without DOTA to pass his remain days. I think he can end his life NOW!!
RATE 4/5

3 - slowiehands
I had to pay some respect to this player because he is my roommate. I can't insult much on him since we are going to stay together for a period of time. For our friendship and peaceful in the house, I had to rate him 5 over 5. But who care? The most often tab-out where sometime his PC might hang. I had watch him played from behind. I am amazing he still able hanging around with his PC.
RATE 5/5

4 - .Lawolf
THE MOST OFTEN DROP PLAYER THAT I EVER MET! Smashing mouse, screaming "fuck","RANDALL, YOU DOWNLOAD IS IT?" is his famous move when he dead or lagging badly. The most badass player who doesn't have manner at all. Scolding people and flame people is his style.
RATE 2/5

5 - Fatgo_Kee
Seriously, I will play with him when I can't find any host or when I am bored. He is funny and cool guy. I think he still suitable to perform his show in stage, but no in DOTA. Go back dance, YO!
RATE 3/5
I just write for fun. NO OFFENSE!

Holiday

2010-05-24T00:03:00.000-07:00

After today exam, I had done of my year2's exam.
After this, it's gonna be a fucking long holiday.
What am I going to do le?
Dota?
L4D 2?
or maybe a part time job?
or maybe study?
After 2months, it's gonna be my final years.
OH YESH!
After 1year, imma going to say goodbye to APIIT. i'll be real damn sad of leaving it.
I miss the moment walk to college, the moment i need dress up like professional man, the moment i say what what to miss judyane? forget her name. the happiest moment.
But the saddest moment > happiest moment in APIIT.

No Title

2010-04-11T10:13:00.001-07:00

This is post that named No Title! Why it named as No Title? It is because it really don't have a title name. Yes, it has no title that's why I am going to end the post here. Without a post title, there's nothing I can write about it.

Seriously, my idea writing blog has all gone. And yet I saw many of friends still can manage do a updating. I damn admire you guy!

A Brand New Day

2010-03-24T09:57:00.000-07:00

Today is a good day.
I had slept for 8hours which I had miss one of my class.
Another fine evening,
went to class, my team won RM10 from lecturer.
went to basketball, I was exhausted.
went home, sitting in front PC.
went to bathroom, take a shower.
went to bed, of course is sleep la.
That's just mainly how the day I had passed in KL.
It's been 1month I had never went out from Sri Petaling - Bukit Jalil.

Back to 2 years ago,
Weekdays, I'll been eating dinner and dota with DK H-Double I Kion and Mr.Han.
Weekends, FTZ fever which we can play dota from 8pm till next morning.
Sometime I feel like I missed those moments. . .

For the next 2 years,
I might had graduated and find a job or being a jobless man.
I might had failed my course.
I might had killed someone or Mr.Kadazan/Mr.Penang might killed me? Who know? It's a possible.
So, I am still expecting the things that will happen towards to me.

I had enough of studying life, I am looking forward for the new challenge.
CHEERS ^.^
And, Fuck this SHIT!

Rootz Club

2010-03-10T09:15:00.000-08:00

Halo to the bitches and dickhead who are reading my blog. It's my pleasure once again to present the greatest post of all time. Why don't make a short introduction rather than a long one. Ok, here we go, assholes. After I successfully made a touchdown at KL, my friend had brought me to Rootz which fall at the Lot 10 root top. Awesome, right? The most amazed me the most is the toilet that they design. It's pretty much high class and the 3 main race in Malaysia are party-ing inside. I had felt the 1Malaysia inside Rootz where all people around are quite friendly. Yea, forget to mention about the entrance that was cool. Forget to take some picture at it. Damn it. Yeah, this is the night that Mr.Ling went to Opera and I went to Rootz. Hmmm, seems like both of us now is working to promote club in KL through the blog.

Lot 10 root top

Check I.C. before departure

The guy toilet

The party is over

This is just a random post to make my blog is alive once again. Drinking alcohol yet can say is a demon? Once you didn't control well, the guy will be the next day joke of the friend, on the other hand, the girl will just get bang bang bang by the guy. (Most of you know what I mean la. Ya, I got a guy friend that always do that, he claimed that KK is the best everytime. To say that, I am bored of that, like I will go there to play. FUCK KK!) The environment of KL club was great compare to my hometown one the most famous Q-Bar and X-Zone. The security guard are good enough to secure there's no mess around and most important, NO POLICE RAID.

The Groin of The Century

2010-02-24T08:15:00.000-08:00

Guy out there, anyone of your balls can tahan like that? lol lol

On Leave

2010-02-13T07:32:00.000-08:00

Okay guys, I'll be updating a new post by the time I back to KL. Because the line at my home town was great, excellent, perfect. Hell of lag make me can't sign in to the blogspot to update the latest stuff to share with you guys.

STAY TUNE. I'll be back at 22 February =P

Gong Xi Fuck Cai
by Vic

Time to go back

2010-02-10T12:04:00.000-08:00

It's been a month here in KL after I still had holiday mood in my mind.
Class is what? I had been skipping most of the morning class cause I am too lazy to wake up from my bed. Yay, still have 2 days to go, I will ready my ass to Sibu had fun again. To tell the truth, I just back from celebrate Kah Kee's friend birthday. Ahh don't know who the girl name lol. I just heard they say what Pei San. Before I leaving my ass to Sibu, I had to clean the fucking amazing dirty house first. Damn it. A mess been left down by those fuckers after staying with me for 2years. YES. I AM FUCKING PISS OFF ATM!FUCK YOURSELF WITH BROOM OR EITHER PULL YOUR DICK TO THE ASSHOLE TO FUCK IT OVER AND OVER. LOL Just kidding. Don't take it too serious. You know I like to joke around laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

See you around and wish you all a fucking happy chinese new year. ^^

Chinese New Year lo~

2010-02-09T01:01:00.000-08:00

This Is My Best Friend - DK H Double I Kion's Special Move

2010-01-31T10:22:00.000-08:00

Ok, this is my friend special move when he get excited.
Firstly, he will spin his hand like the picture above which Mr.Han draw. Hopefully you guy can understand because the talent drawing from Mr.Han basically is beyond Godlike from other people.
After he spin the hand, ok, take a look at the picture below.
While spin, he will say ma cia leh li. And a cao is the finishing move!
I guess that kinda can say is one of Naruto most special move - Rasengan.

Say real, I miss this move. I'll have to wait till Chinese New Year to see this move :(

Help!

2010-01-29T05:39:00.000-08:00

Ok, my friend had asked my help to search the song for him.
Hon says:
hey u noe what song is that
i type let u hear o

de de De dEe de Dee
dEe Dee De De
Dee De De De
De De DE

based on capital letter , u adjust the tone urself

Anyone know what song is this?
Say real, he is abit fucking retarded. Ask me find a song like this typing sing song? Maybe this is another new way to search songs.

Tenji

2010-01-26T06:18:00.000-08:00

Tenji, anyone?
It's had Chinese New Year Promotion atm.
Anyone that is interested, please inform me XD! Let's go together and had some fun. To my The Angels friends only in KL.
http://www.tenji.com.my/home.html

Opera at Sunway Piramid

2010-01-24T04:14:00.000-08:00

It's a great atmosphere at Opera last few night ago. The performance inside was greatly compare to Ding Dong Bell's fat tiger show. Mr.Tan had asked Mr.Abang Fatt to have a drink at Opera, then Mr.Abang Fatt asked me to go. Of course, I went. It's been a long time didn't hang out with Mr.Tan which is the another retarded jack ass that I had knew in the college during foundation. I had to admit he is good drinker.

It was just located opposite Coco Banana, a new building. Long time didn't go Sunway Piramid, so I guess it's a new building.

One of the performance at Opera that night. Look at the DJ stand, looked so cool. This is called a Disc Jockey that played disc!

Remain of the picture I copy from Mr.Abang Fatt's blog.

It's just another peaceful night. =P

The Journey To Damansara

2010-01-23T10:47:00.000-08:00

Awww.. today it's was quite enjoyable day for me. Mr.Dan had asked me and Mr.Hahn to follow him to go to 1Utama and other shopping malls around Damansara. I though I'll be late to meet him, but in the end Mr.Hahn and I ended up waiting for him. Lampa palam! Ok, go to the main points now.

wui seh. We found this fat cat standing there with one hand taking fans, and one hand saying "Hello". Then, Mr.Hahn asked me why that cat got one wu ji there. I said maybe that wu ji is the WU JI OF WEALTH! So, people that have wu ji at that spot, please take care of it well. I just admire those who have the wu ji at that spot.

Mr.Hahn spotted an Avatar(Jack) at one shopping mall - Cineleisure. Guess what he did?

He fucking connected the Avatar(Jack)'s hair to him. He think he can control it. ROFL! Motherfuka retarded bullshit! I guess in the end, he no need have to go to watch Avatar 3D. He already met a real one in Cineleisure. LOL LOL!

This is one of my brainless and retarded friends, almost all of my friends is retarded, include me. He also have his blog -> MrHahn at The Demons. Feel free to visit it although he didn't update a lot.

The Life of 宅男

2010-01-22T03:26:00.001-08:00

This evening, I am chatting with Mr.Han because both of us are bored. Our MSN conversation goes like this :-

lamond─★° says:
nowadays want go watch movie also can't
nan dao we are zhai nan liao?
H a n W e i─★° says:
fuk wan watch 3D avatar la

Then he suggested a way to convince Mr.Teo to have some time with us to watch some movie or hanging around.

H a n W e i─★° says:
u see me do the 1st two step only
last step is i knee down beg him
my lord. can u bring us go watch movie?

He draw a picture that Mr.Teo was sitting while smoking and he kneel down to beg him.
Then I say even if Mr.Teo will fetch us, but his brother also will drive out the car. Then he suggested me this ways.

This is greatly draw by Mr.Han. He said he is good in drawing after reading comics like nerds. I was speechless, maybe for the sack of our great moment in KL, I had to sacrifice my mouth. 俗人说的好：先苦后甜！Like in Transformer, where Captain Archibald Witwicky said that " No sacrifice, No victory!"
MR.TEO, YOU WANT OUR KL LIFE BECOME SO MEANINGLESS MEHH!!!!!LOL!!!!!I started hate KL!

I'll asked Mr.Randall to do it. WOO HOO!

A Mess

2010-01-21T22:07:00.000-08:00

Recently, I was reading newspaper and I had found out many things happen around Malaysia. I don't know you guy notice it or no? Cause some of you might just no give a damn fuck care to what happening around. Ok, see the previous post that I had made, Malaysia Church Bombing. And guess what happen next, this morning I read about 2 surau in Malaysia been attacked too. Oh my god. For those who never read newspaper, I guess it's time to go find some newspaper and read it. One Malaysia idea, will it come true? Just a normal post this time. Cause I am very serious. RAWR!

Futsal

2010-01-20T02:51:00.001-08:00

Harroo. Is me again. Today I am going to talk about futsal which is the fantasy to watch with the football skills and passing. From Form3 till now, I am still kicking the balls around with my friends. Is a football, no the balls at the human beings. I had been introduced futsal by my foundations friends that we had decided to play every week. Hence, I bought a futsal shoe. It is a legend already. Here is it :-

Damn, I had to say I am almost half of God in the futsal field when playing with my foundations friends. The speed, ability, passing, shooting that my mom born me from talent is great. Thanks to my dad's great sperm this lead me had a chance to build up some pride in the futsal field. What I remember those days is Mr.Teo always had his balls been smashed by the futsal ball when trying to catch it with his legs. Whoops, sorry but this is one of the funniest point when we playing futsal together. Not only that, a fellow sibu-an who travel so far from Taman Connaught and played futsal with me - DK H DOUBLE I KION! His real name is Xi Jian, but he name himself DK DOUBLE I KION. I don't know why, maybe there're reason behind. Okay talk about this fucking fellow. Yes, he is a great fellow but you will feel piss off someday. He call himself Wayne Rooney. He had the fat like Rooney, but didn't have the skills.

I guess I had nothing to speak out already. I am tired. Just to let you know, Mr.Moon. I am preparing to own you in futsal. Here the new futsal shoe that replace the legend shoe :-

2010-01-19T09:24:00.000-08:00

Halo everybody! How're you guy doing lately? Sorry to tell you guy that this a non-topic blog posted by me! That's all for it. I didn't wish to talk much because I really have nothing to share. I wish to share, but I really got nothing to share. But if I didn't share, I can't publish this post out. Who care? I still have to publish it out to make it I am a frequently update blogger. Is that true? Yeah, I also think that too.

A Superior Cream

2010-01-16T07:03:00.000-08:00

Halo everyone. I am back to blog to talk about random shit. So this is it the whole story. I was discover a superior cream while i surfing the net. Hmmm.. sounds interesting? Ok, at lowyat.net/forum there i find out this topic that attract me -> A Great Gift For ur GF/WIFE/MOM . WoW, it's a cream for girl for their nipple which cost RM25 for one. Any girl outside there if wanna make sexy nipple can try out. LOL! Look at the cream power!
Gentle to the skin Cherry Pink keeps nipples healthy and youthful-looking.
•Turns nipples pink instantly
•Fades darkened nipples naturally with continuous use
•Gently conditions nipples
p/s : it looks like also used for lips! The Superior Cream - Cherry Pink Lip/Nipple Cream!!!

Here the link to buy from :
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1225991

New Semester

2010-01-12T18:48:00.001-08:00

Recently, a new semester been kicked off. With 4 subjects :-
1.Data Recovery, Tracing and Evidence Gathering in Computer Systems (DTEGG)
2.Professional and Enterprise Development (PED)
3.Systems Programming and Computer Control (SPCC)
4.Networking with LANs and WANs (NLW)

Is it my subject sounds very "PRO"? Come on, I am studying in the best IT college in Malaysia. With the "PRO" name on the subjects doesn't mean the knowledge that they shared are "PRO" too. Wish me luck and pray that I'll become "PRO" in future.

LOL!!

2010-01-11T23:20:00.000-08:00

Enjoy the reading. LoL!~
Find it at lowyat forum by Mr.Ngian once again.

Haleluya!

2010-01-11T02:08:00.000-08:00

oh what a sad case happen in Malaysia again.

金卡

2010-01-07T10:56:00.000-08:00

The Best Card during primary school. Who still have the Dragon Ball Gold Card with you?
I go back I dig this whole book of Dragon Ball Gold Card out. Damn it.

A good day

2010-01-04T22:06:00.000-08:00

Today is a good day! Why is a good day? Because today is cloudy day! The sun is hiding behind the cloud. Is it a good day? Ok, today I wake up at 10:30a.m. after I receive a dozen of sms that spam by my friends. We had decided to have breakfast, but I had overslept. I rushed out to meet them. Oh my god, a police road block, but it block at the opposite road. So, it totally non of my business! I drive, i saw many cars, motorbikes and people. Then, I meet my friends at Yummy. Oh gosh, my friend's friend come and point her middle finger. My mom is very rude, but that girl more ruder than my mom. My mom always scold me I am cb yan, yeah indeed, I really come out from cb. No wrong also. Then I fetch my brother back from school and went back. This is just another good day for me. The evening and night part, I'll write it when I back to you all. STAY TUNE!

2009-12-24T11:14:00.001-08:00

when you yourself behave like animal, please note that you have no right to say people are animal too. A Merry Christmas to all of you.

Espresso

2009-12-22T12:53:00.001-08:00

Taste the power of Espresso. Look at me, with sleepy eyes but with a 100% fighting spirit in my mind. All thanks to Mr.Tiong and his gf.

maybe my mind is thinking of you which make me worry all night long?

2009-12-19T02:14:00.000-08:00

Last few days, i went to play futsal with my ex-teammate. It's quite fun seeing Tony doing stupid stuff, such as when the Mosque some sort of the music at the specific, he kneel down and pray. Then the another one when shooting or passing, he will keep laughing there and ga high there. Why sibu had so many retarded guy. But at least I having fun. Futsal, anyone?

2009-12-15T19:33:00.000-08:00

all day all night
only for you oh
love is pain love is over
now I'm crying
every time i come close to you
feel like i gonna Dream every time
i never wanted to admit
i never thought we would end of like this
but i gotta say: "I still love you.."
i was so wrong forgive me
love oh baby my girl
would you marry me?

It's all from the korean songs that i had listen recently

UnHome Alone

2009-12-13T20:00:00.000-08:00

since i back from kl the first day i had been take care of my house watching the workers working. but after tonight my mom back, i no longer had to wake up early in the morning and watching the workers. It almost been a week i had gotten my ass back to my hometown and it does nothing much change compare to kl.

sigh *i am very tired already*

Dota Hero - Mirana

2009-12-09T21:18:00.000-08:00

This is how Mirana looks when she old. Warrior of the night, Assemble!

Credit go to Mr. Yee How

KL, see you next year!

2009-12-06T07:57:00.000-08:00

It's been a great news to say my year2, first semester had successfully ended with joys and fun. I am going back the next day once i finish my exam, it's sad for my KL friends, but is a joy for my Sibu friends, maybe is happy for my KL friend and sad news for Sibu friends. I have a mission impossible that given by my parents for the being back to Sibu. Whoever come to my house you will get a fuck know what i mean. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A FUCKING HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL! might no be updated for a period of time. Do you guy expect me to write a fucking blog at the CC? maybe I will did that.

New Games

2009-12-02T11:49:00.000-08:00

Recently, while i was doing my fucking assignment, i am playing with Tribal Wars. Anyone interested to join me in the war? yeah baby!

Anyone interested? please pay a visit to www.tribalwars.net. I am at World 42, North West for location selection. Come join me in the war. RAWR

Holiday soon.

2009-12-01T19:20:00.001-08:00

holiday holiday HOLIDAY MOTHERFUKA. next week i am hereby declaring 1month semester break. Let me bring you guy 2PM - HEARTBEAT. WOW awesome dance again by them.

It's been a long time

2009-12-01T05:59:00.001-08:00

it's amazing to see i am able to continue writing bullshit in this blog. Other of my college mates are busy doing their assignment for the past few weeks. It's seems like i am quite relaxing, but this is true. I day day night night dota, PPS, chatting, sleeping, and just doing my assignment for around 3-4hours. But it's a quite memorable semester for me this time. Before me just can hang out with Mr.Oh and now he had chosen his own major. Sad case. I been found out my classmates that i had now are more helpful that can teach and share ideas on the assignment compare to the old one. it's like all playing heart strategy like the drama 宫心记. damn it. i very scare this kind of people, but some people say i am pro in this. maybe la. thanks for the people who say i am like that, you know who am i refer to la. HOOO LY! LOL!

Thanks to all of you that i know this few years. CHEERS!
友情万岁！ROFL！

2012

2009-11-15T02:38:00.000-08:00

2012 another great movie by Roland Emmerich ("The Day After Tomorrow") that has forked out $200 million in its production is rolling it out in 105 global territories. Everyone who watched said it's a nice movie which can see out in the facebook the status they updated. Telling everyone they are going for that movie and the movie is nice after watch. The fuck you tell people you go watch? like we can't go cinema or download free from website to watch. MUHFUCK!? just jk. lol. So, if really 2012 was the end of the world. What would you do? Here is my friend's answer.

Randall F.Dexter - I will just go outside randomly fuck a girls.What yours?
1.Tony S.Mahony - I will go out and clap my hands
2.Vicentius - I will smash my guitar wanna know how actually feels
3.xi jian - I will rape the girl

I just looked at 2012 movie trailer. It looks awesome especially the graphic they make. Look damn real.

Malaysia Cup

2009-11-06T21:51:00.000-08:00

It's the final of Malaysia cup which held at Bukit Jalil Stadium beside my apartment. It crowded with people in Red and White Jersey. Today final is Negeri Sembilan VS Kelantan FC. It's look like Malaysia's Manchester United VS Malaysia's Liverpool. mhmmmm traffic jam outside my house even the traffic police came early to control the traffic. Look like it is an exciting match, don't you guy think so?

http://n9futbol.com/ >>> Negeri Sembilan FC website
http://kelate.net/ >>> Kelantan FC website

Looks at this. We must stand up support our Malaysia Football Club. Say real although it's no that excited compare to EPL, SPANISH LEAGUE. But without support of Malaysian, how they are going to have more finance income and motivation. Look at Manchester United, i don't know why there are such many fans of Manchester United around my friends. Luckily he been sent to Sabah, i even block him from enter my room because he is fucking noisy till i sleeping there he will ask me wake up to see his Football Manager that his Rooney had score a goal. Fans and support from players who buy a club jersey or merchandise items is one of the income.

Yes. EPL playing is much better. When Manchester United VS Malaysia last few months, mostly people went to support Manchester United. Too bad Malaysia went draw with Manchester United for the first match. It should be proud for Malaysian or Manchester United is putting water?

MALAYSIA FC FTW! ROFL!
*I enjoy watching football team passing balls around with great teamwork, such as Barcelona, Arsenal

Song? Song! Song!!?!?!?!?!

2009-11-06T18:08:00.000-08:00

袁詠琳, Cindy Yen. Another female artist who is talent in making great music. She now is under Jay Chou's company which in other words mean is his 师妹. She also write a song 画沙 for Jay. hmmm.. no bad. Jay Chou has his own singing style and patterns which is really much different from other artist. Some people like it, some people critise it. Below the link is her songs that i found at youtube. Enjoy.

KLCC

2009-11-02T23:58:00.000-08:00

The night view of KLCC is pretty, right?
It's a proudness of Malaysia. I am proud that I am Malaysian, but ....
My classmates is surprise that I came from Sarawak and Sabah which is another country for them. Mr. Oh i didn't mean you. LOL!

H Double-I Kion's Theory

2009-11-01T23:43:00.000-08:00

H|| KIoN says:
- damn it
- my definition of gals doesn't means bitch
- VICTORIA IS A BITCH
- LOLLL
H|| KIoN says:
Money, Car, Girl THAT CALL LIFE! <<< this one i edited lol

My friend, H double-I Kion says that girls always scare of him. Now i know the reason behind. What the definition of gals in your guy heart? And for girls, what the definition of guys in your girl heart?

For Victoria, all above H double-I Kion is just joking because he was emo-ing. I just wanna have an idea of making a new post. Eventually guy are almost same like girl, sometime guy also bitching around like what girl did. Guy hope have a lot of money, so do girl. Girl hope have a lot of clothes, indeed there are guy who also hoping this. Seriously, there are something that guy do better than girl and girl do better than guy. So it's make no much different because all are human beings.

SNSD Chocolate Love

2009-10-31T17:00:00.000-07:00

Oh, it's another sexy leg show by SNSD. yeah you got me~~. Enjoy. I find this MV after Alvin's sister, Sabrina introduced to me. The LG Chocolate BL40 inside the MV is damn cool ah fuck! 4-inch multitouch screen!!! Yet, still the legs of SNSD's member better more seducing.Say real, I don't know the name of member inside of it. Saying about their appearance, almost looked the same, long legs, long legs. Enjoy the MV Hiak Hiak Hiak!

Here is the video of new LG Chocolate BL40 phone.

Here video of SNSD - Chocolate Love

It's November

2009-10-31T14:59:00.000-07:00

Time pass fast like just having a short sleep. Christmas, New Year and even Chinese New Year is coming soon. What had I had done in this year? I can't barely remember what I did for past few months.

Jan 2009 - Am I at Sibu or KL?
Feb 2009 - Chinese New Year?
March 2009 - A new semester for my college?
April 2009 - Han wei's birthday? LOL who really care of it
May 2009 - Just a 宅男 watching pps and playing games. not much happening around.
June 2009 - Xi Jian had came to KL and that's the first time we saw Wei Jian drunk.
July 2009 - My final exam and Alvin back from US. yaya I remember this.
August 2009 - Nightmare begins when my house left 2 people and it's so bored. Progress to Degree Year 2 ^^
September 2009 - O.O!?!? September is my bloody month? xixixixi
October 2009 - Went to Ding Dong Bell and Yee How came to KL. WoW
November 2009 - Assignment! But I don't really care of it lol lol
December 2009 - Home Sweet Home!

Damn. Look at this months I had doing I think is quite bored lor compare to others or maybe quite enjoyable. I had been relaxing, watching PPS, playing dota, going out with friends, I don't really put much effort on studies like others who had gone stress in their studies. Maybe you are envy of me, and yet I might be envy of you too. No sacrifice, no victory? lol, I think it's quite true lor. =)

The end

Jennifer's Body

2009-10-31T05:57:00.000-07:00

Woah just look at this wallpaper, Megan Fox is damn sexy. In the end, this movie is not really that nice for their story line and what they have done inside ( amazing move ). Thanks for Malaysia government policy, most of the expecting scenes had been cut off. Especially the part scolding vulgar words, kissing, killing and so on. So what's the point of 18SG, just treat all people at the same ages and make the movie no really nice because like been forwarded by people. My friend, Mr Hahn had really go to find for the band inside the movie - Low Shoulder and download his song - Through the trees. LOL. Damn i thought just a band inside movie, who know it's really existing. Below is the link, enjoy :D

Just update

2009-10-26T04:16:00.000-07:00

Recently, there is nothing happen around me. I am just so tired of everything. You, He, She, They, We, and me. I feel so lazy and doesn't care anything around me anymore. Skip every class I can and just lay on my bed for few hours doing nothing. And like yee how this evening say, did you regret? I felt guilty in my hearts because the class in college although is no important, but who's the man behind paying all this stuff and yet I am lying on the bed. FUCK. NO MORE DOTA TILL WEEKENDS!

A Raining Day

2009-10-21T01:21:00.001-07:00

It's just been damn fucking hot until the God damn rain came and rescue me from the hotness. Why when the sun is so fucking big, all people is like hoping for a rain, and when the rain is so fucking big too, all people is like hoping for a sun like my mother did. She was there men操kan the weather of being too bad make the cloth in wet mode.

All I was thinking is like when people is disappointed of something, sometime we are hoping for something that may helped us. Did you guy ever think of that before?

Sky Bar

2009-10-21T01:12:00.000-07:00

It's just had the good atmosphere for people drink and enjoy the view from the Traders Hotel in KL. It got a pool in the middle of it, too bad no people drink till high and jumped down for a swim. Many girls went there, mostly is keep taking photo there. Maybe can show that they been hanging out in SkyBar? All people are chilling, enjoying the view and talking to each other. It's much different like the club and pub where the people is moving their ass around. Thanks for Mr Ngian brought me go. I guess i never had a chance went there if he didn't bring me =) What a such caring friends I have.

The view inside SkyBar

2009-10-16T07:36:00.000-07:00

Seriously, I like this sleeping pose. He is protecting well of his private part. =D
Which kind of sleeping pose do you guy have?

NoseBleeds

2009-10-08T09:36:00.000-07:00

I shouldn't go play basketball this evening. Oh damn it, i just realized my body is getting heavier after playing. Eventually I went to vomit after playing few matches with my friends at the basketball court. Then, it's midnight when I was prepared for a sleep. I had suffered the first blood from my nose in KL ever since I had blood came out from my nose like I was primary. Why nosebleeds? Let see, what I had found from the Internet.

(Nosebleeds, Jerry Kernnard 2005. From http://menshealth.about.com/od/conditions/a/nose_bleeds.htm)
Causes of lower end nose bleeds

The most common cause of nose bleeds is trauma. A blow, smack, or sometimes just picking the nose. Dryness inside of the nose can also cause bleeding. High altitudes, colds, allergies and medications are all responsible for nose bleeds

Causes of upper septum nose bleeds

High blood pressure

Disease of the arteries such as atherosclerosis

Side effects of medications and drugs such as aspirin, cocaine

Bleeding disorders

Nasal tumors, cancerous and non-cancerous

Serious trauma such as a displaced broken nose from car crashes, falls etc

Leukemia

Osler-Weber-Rendu syndrome, a hereditary disease where a growth like a birth mark is located in the nose.

Infection

Nose bleeds can occur for no apparent reason.

Damn, which one of it cause my nosebleeds. Hopefully it's not from any cause at the upper septum nosebleeds lol.

"A nosebleeds can be scary to get or to see but try to stay calm, (FamilyDoctor, 2009)"
I am fucking calm when my nose keeps running again and I used my hand to wipe it out. In the end, the blood is all around my face rofl. I even think what the fuck this snot so liquid and keep coming out till Ck's brother said "Hey, you nosebleeding!" . I should have take a picture let you guy see. AH HA TOO BAD I WASHED IT AFTER THE NOSEBLEEDING STOP!

Random Question

2009-10-06T21:02:00.000-07:00

1. Are you busy lately?
2. Do you ever think of me lately?

Anyone who read my blogs, please send your answer to me ;D

Mooncake Festival Celebration

2009-10-03T20:54:00.000-07:00

Just a night at 'Ding Dong Bell' which one of my colleague's brother opened it last few days ago. He had invited us, so we did went to Seremban to support his brother newly opened pub. It was smaller than my expectation and seriously I have to say that the atmosphere kinda suck(It's better to have a alcoholic drink at home). Mr.Han once again menjibaikan the pub so do my other friends. In the end, they ended up eating bah kuh tea just beside the pub.

The Dance Girl of The Night

Tt's 12a.m. and there go my this year Mooncake Festival. In a sudden, all people stood up and surrounded the pub. We went ahead and checked what's going on, oh damn. no eyes to see and speechless lol. It just for 3nights the dance girl will dance there. Mr.Han once once again men-ji-bai-kan them. Not only that, he also said that if he is the Dj of the night, sure the pub is crowded like hell after he saw my friend just using a computer stand there be a Dj. Maybe a newly and famous will be born that night - Dj-Han? Too bad, my friend didn't wanna give him a chance to show his potential Dj in his heart.

The Victim of The Night

Like what we often did, we just randomly feed someone with the alcoholic drinks. In the end, this guy called Chin Tuck been feed up by us till we amazed with his courage. Then, his nightmare came after several vomit at the tree. *Clap Clap* for Mr. Chin Tuck please. Thanks for him we could faster end up at the pub LOL!

-The End-

just a day

2009-09-30T19:48:00.001-07:00

it's no surprise when you are miss someone badly lately, feeling like beating people, looking at the wall thinking of something, alone, doing nothing; so do i. life is just so miserable which make a person grow stronger or weaker. some will took this opportunity and learn from mistakes but some will just let it be and never know the mistake that they have done. recently, i found out i have done a lot of mistakes for the past fucking many years that i am lazy to count. when you grow older, you think back of the past you will remind of the happiness, sadness, regretful moment of your life. but it's just part of your life, you still have to continue your life to fucking earn your fucking money or fucking study your fucking books. STUDY? WORK? it's that all what i will do for remain of my life. i wonder when it's the time ENJOY will come to me. day dreaming i drive a Ferrari, a big house just beside the sea side, viewing sunset with the love one every day. FUCK! how to achieve that dream.

i guess i just can pass my life with a normal life like my dad =P . Although it's bored, but i love my family. i miss them so much now T_T

I'm Back

2009-09-25T15:16:00.000-07:00

Finally, I am free and managed myself to update my blog. How am I going to start off? Let me think first. Alright, let’s say about what I have done for the past few days. As you guy know, I did an ear piercing at last Friday. Damn, I had managed to accept Mr.Han’s challenge. But in the end, he came and say his ear piercing hole had been closed up and can’t wear any earrings unless he did a fucking hard pierce it again using the earring or something lol. Just before I did my ear piercing, I had sent a present back for a birthday girl. Luckily, she did received it. =)

Then, I had mostly spent my time with my friend hanging out playing pools. We played like 3night straight, lol. Since all of my friends hating playing Dota this game at the cyber café, we had decided to spend our time on the pools. Seri Kembangan newly opened Snooker Center (just beside the new big food court) the first nights, then Taylor’s Business School 7^th Floor one Snooker Center which Daniel introduced to us. And lastly, Kuchai Lama’s one which Vincentius brought us there. Damn, I had to say it’s awesome.

Just upload for fun. Enjoy.
P/S: I have no idea why I will talk about the bullshit of what am I doing.

=)

2009-09-15T23:20:00.000-07:00

MY DAILY ROUTE!

wake up. MUHFUCK!
wear like my dad and go to college. NEED OR NO LO!
look at the lecturer for 4-6hours. zZzZz-ing.
DAMN! Class end.
go have lunch with friends. O_O!!!
go back online. WOO HOO!
nothing to do. CAO!
sleep or can say take nap. LOL!
wake up again. OH YEAH!
dinner time. MAGGIE MEE WTF!
online again. SIEN!
nothing to do again. KNNCCB!
go sleep again. TEE HEE!
can't sleep. I WISH I BANG MY HEAD TO WALL!
online again. HAO LO,NO PEOPLE ONLINE ALSO!
very sleepy and it's early in the morning. HAIHH!
find my bed and sleep. ^^

my life is just so simple. =)

Starbucking

2009-09-15T01:22:00.000-07:00

Java Chip Frappuccino

My favorite beverages in Starbuck after had made many mistake orders at Starbuck. First tme, i ordered Espresso in Genting made me can't sleep for whole night. My eyes was opened fucking wide till my mom can't even recognise me. Then, Vanilla Latte with Mr.Han at Times Square tasted no bad, too bad, he ordered Caffe Latte or something else (forgotten) tasted so bad till he keep menjibaikan the drink.

My Life

2009-09-12T11:07:00.000-07:00

View outside my window

The Almighty Stadium of Malaysia

Based from my many stories from my friends, they had an enjoyable and fun moment in college and their universities. Damn why the fuck, I didn't feel the same way as they did. Looked at what I did, basically you can see I am bored till have to take picture of the view outside my apartment.FUCK THIS SHIT! All my colleagues went back their own home either hiding at their own apartment. I hardly find friends, luckily Mr.Teo also chosen this college. If no, I couldn't survive so long here. Not many people know the college I studied, but it claimed the best IT college in Malaysia, APIIT/UCTI. I also can't denied it, that's why I am studied there.

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Methodist even bigger than it.

操！

Mr. John Oh

2009-09-12T10:56:00.001-07:00

See his breast, i bet bigger than normal girls.

Let me introduce you guy one of my friends in APIIT - Mr John Oh. From a muscular man, he now is a fatass. He is the man who masterpiece in programming, networking and hacking, but in the end he turned became sex maniac :

Yaw Theng says:
give me a pizza
lamond─★° says:
for?
Yaw Theng says:
fuck the pizza

Check out this link. A virtual girlfriend that he found from internet which will do whatever he wants to. Sorry Mr John for publish your stuff here, but sharing is caring, we share our knowledge here. PLEASE DON'T HACK ME~~
http://rock1053.com/pages/virtualgirlfriend/virtual_girlfriend.swf

Sorry Mr John if i offended you. But....
YOU ARE BUSTED MR JOHN OH YAW THENG!

A Good Day

2009-09-12T08:18:00.000-07:00

=)
this is what i can say how's my day for today.

It's Me

2009-09-09T23:06:00.000-07:00

hai, this is me. LAMOND SHOW! BABY! is the very first fucking post i made in this blog. i ain't going to write any bullshit at the moment because i am going out soon. so basically i just write something in so that a girl of mine won't keep say go write/you are lazy.. bla bla bla .... For the very first post, let me introduce myself yoO~!
My real name is Raymond Siaw, but lamond had sticked with me for years in other words is for my gaming nickname. I also don't know why, how, what, when, where i made this name come out for myself. I born at 11 july 1986, Sibu, Sarawak. That's all you guy or girl need to know. Other details, feel free to add me in facebook or msn > rayboy86@hotmail.com